the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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