i don't like sucking hair
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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