Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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