where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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