STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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