Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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