there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize
