Having a random hookup so left but love u
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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