4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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