Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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