I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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