Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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