Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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