Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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