I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
