she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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