Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I think your dad took our porno
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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