apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i just made my gag reflex go away.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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