That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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