i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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