How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Randomize
