I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
You are a genius and a whore.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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