we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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