3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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