VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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