he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Randomize
