Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
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