so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
Randomize
