hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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