thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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