What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
