Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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