So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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