I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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