I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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