living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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