At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Small penises have feelings too.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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