then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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