Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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