This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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