It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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