it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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