It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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