508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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