I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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