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the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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