I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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