Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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