Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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