3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Randomize
