Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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