i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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