READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I currently don't understand fingers.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize