took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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