put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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