I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Randomize
