so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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